Luca Masters

Dr. David Armstrong shook my hand and told me that he’d met another philosopher (Russell?) who had in turn met so-and-so, who’d met Mill, probably leading all the way back to Plato. I thank him for the connection to these respected dead people.

Dr. Armstrong also read one of my papers and told me it was excellent. Sadly, I never took his course, so he didn’t get to bump up my GPA.

I took a course on philosophy of the mind from Dr. Lycan at ECU. He also spoke at our philosophy club. I didn’t argue with him much because he was usually right, and I’m always right.

I met Richard Burton when I was a baby. We were on a train and he was the compartment next over from mine. I started googooing and he did it back, being quite drunk.

When Nate decided E2 was ready to be released, he came onto #everything on SlashNet and calmly introduced us:

1999-11-15 12:43:43 [nate] ready?
1999-11-15 12:43:47 [nate] everything2.com
1999-11-15 12:44:15 * General_Wesc faints.
1999-11-15 12:44:22 [nate] lots of bugs. still working.

Nate’s cool like a cucumber.

Nate is a cool guy. He doesn’t get into all the dirty mucking about. He just creates awesome things. When he talks to us lowly beings, he’s nice, even though his greatness obligates us to worship him like a god.

A young eurleif once got stung by a bee.

On the penis.

This alone makes him more interesting than you.

LucaMasters has been a good friend for a couple of years. He’s extremely intelligent and very helpful.

He’s extremely smart. And he’s okay with admitting that he’s almost always right! Oh, and he doesn’t take shit from anyone.

LucaMasters has soul.
LucaMasters is often called “The Great Communicator.”
LucaMasters is the conscience of a new America.
LucaMasters builds and eats, builds and eats some more.
LucaMasters has lots of cats.
LucaMasters should receive an aggressive base salary of $75,000 to $(big number). And stock options and everything else. For life.